When you are three....
|You are able to blow out the candles all by yourself after several tries...|
|You are studious at the library with your friend....No longer running around hiding from Mommy while she yells, "SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"|
|You get to see free movies at the Alamo Drafthouse like, "Annie"....You stay in your seat for the first hour and a half, but not after that. That would be silly.|
|You dress like a princess for important occasions like porch time, or royal princess balls, or going to the grocery store.|
|You learn to properly use chopsticks.|
|When that doesn't work out you use chopsticks any way you possibly can.|