1) You know you're bored and stir crazy when you're willing to wrap you're baby in 18 layers to go for a walk to see a snowman in 5 degree weather.
2) You know it's cold when you have to use a lighter to heat up the deadbolt on the screen door to get it defrosted enough to unlock.
3) You know your neighbors are stir crazy, too, when you get to the snowman, but can't post the picture on the blog because he's doing something X-rated with another snow person.